Dates: who even cares! People at E3 I guess, which we are not, so let's talk about that for 47 minutes I guess!
It's late in some many more ways than one, so come, sit by the fire and let's talk about all the fire at this year's fire fire E3 fire
Get yer Tuesdays on yer Wednesdays here at 0HITPOINTS, where we don't talk about Mortal Kombat 11 but do talk about Ghostbusters, Icewind Dale, Dead by Daylight, Mortal Kombat 11, Contra, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare: Again, and Death Stranding.
Ryan and Matt return refreshed and replete with "games" like Clash Royale a la wrestler town, Tokaido, Betrayal at House on the Hill, Croquet, League of Litigators, dead horses, dead Ouya's, cranky consoles, and THE gaming disorder you've heard so much about!
We play hard, fast, and/or loose with the rules this week and talk about Randy Pitchford, Mortal Kombat 11, Rainbow Six Siege, Ghost Recon Colon Breakpoint, and the Super Mario Super Show. Video games!
In Part 2 of our special 2 Part Mortal Kombat series that apparently exists we talk about such fatalities as Overwatch poisoning its players, Borderlands 3 shooting itself in the foot, and Riot Games still basically farting on people to death!
What happens when you do eleven of something? This podkast, apparently, so put your Mortal Komhats on and listen to this fatality of a conversation before time resets all over again!
This week Matt and Ryan break all the rules and regulations of podcasting and go from Jon Lovitz stencils to Fish Police a la John Ritter to The Family Dog to a Belushi to ... video games?? Like Konami's Pixel Puzzle Collection, Bioshock Infinite somehow, the SNES Dr. Mario/Tetris cart, Super Mario Party, Beat Saber, Superhot VR, Astro Bot Rescue Mission, The Xbone Sad :(, Jedi Fallen Order, and Call of Duty I guess!
Tonight on a very special episode of Touched By An Angel Matt and Ryan occupy the same space as they talk about such couch co-op classics as Toejam and Earl: Back in the Groove, Might and Magic: Clash of Heroes, Ice Climbers, Ice Hockey, Pro Wrestling, Dr. Mario, and WWE Stupercard! Vidyo Games!
Ryan and Matt are demonstrably back with a veritable greatest hits of things you've already heard about except maybe Toejam and Earl: Back in the Groove, Borderlands 3, Wolfenstein: Youngblood, and Mortal Kombat 11?
Ryan and Matt are back back back with cursory callouts to Red Dead Redemption 2 and Gears 4 competitive multiplayer before the real business begins Breath of the Wild by proxy, Zach Gage's oeuvre (!), solitary rabbit holes, reaching for Master Chief, Turtle Rock's Back 4 Blood, and UWC Wrestling! Video games!
One more week and then I'll have your podcast, I swear, come on you gotta believe me, I got a family
Stop me if you've heard this one: a Red Dead walks into a Crackdown and says "One Tetris 99 please!" "No thanks, I quit!" says Reggie as he AFL-CIOs out the door. Video games!
Get further Red Dead Redeemed this week before Tetris 99 and Crackdown 3 give way to Link's Awakening, Marvel's Ultimate Alliance, Super Mario's Maker, Carlton's Copyrighting Kerfuffle, and Activision Blizzard's... I don't know, look, they fired a ton of people that apparently weren't making the next Call of Duty campaign. Video Games!
Keeping it short and sweet in both podcast length and statured disposition this week as Red Dead Redemption 2 (eventually) gives way to Apex Legends before Ryan Springs the News on Matt!
Anthem. Wordscapes. Red Dead Redemption 2. All the hits. Then things get weird, but only then.
What do WWE 2K19, Super Smash Bros Ultimate, Super Mario Party, Super Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, EA's doubly cancelled Star Wars game, and Mortal Kombat 11 all have in common? I probably should've asked this question before we recorded!
Ryan gorges on Super Mario Party, Super Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Nintendo Labo, and Gradius while Matt gets all the way inside the wrestling baseball before Rocket League ruins the Super Nintendo news and Gearbox narrowly beats out Destiny for something, I think.
It's 2019 and if you think you've heard it all... THINK AGAIN, we've got year-end lists happening in the wrong year about games that barely came out in that year anyway, it's chaos, don't even try to figure it out.