This week Ryan and Matt quickly acknowledge that real life exists before disappearing into Uncharted, Star Wars Battlefront 2, FTL, video game positivity, Fortnite ninjas, and the present future of E3.
Ryan and Matt slide into your ear DMs this week with some smooth talk about Fortnite, FTL, Sea of Thieves, and the strange stupid saviors of our holistic future!
Ryan and Matt are... asleep right now but earlier they recorded this thing about Uncharted, Subset Games' FTL and Into the Breach, ESRB label babel, and promises vs player populations.
Ryan and Matt severely abbreviate the mac and cheese talk this week YET AGAIN and get right to Fortnite, Olympic Hockey for Hardcore Sports Fans™, WWE 2K18, absolutely zero Jurassic Park Pinball, barely more Star Wars Battlefront 2, a criminal amount of Micro Machines World Series, the beginning of the first Uncharted, and a stroll through story time starring Genyo Takeda and Donkey Kong 3.
Ryan and Matt "Every Once in a While" Amberg trim even more of the fat, not counting their own, and dip into WWE 2K18, life as a number two human being with PUBG, and a nice leisurely stroll through vicious cycles and gun violence!
Hello, Matt and Ryan talk about going number 3 in Fortnite (don't tell Matt), Battlefront-by-way-of-Battlegrounds, and Super Turrican Director's Cut by way of Ryan's new Super Nt! Then we take the time with The Good Life of crowdfunding, Toxicity vs The World Part 2, and the present future of battle royale games.
Ryan and Matt are doing this thing again, and this week it's all about Neighbors (Hello!), Fartnite [sic], PUBG duos, Star Wars Battlefront 2's multiplayer, and the Picross Polka™. Now how much would you pay? What if we threw in some talk about Far Cry 5's Best Trend, Nintendo Labo, what we want out of Read Dead Redemption 2 (spoiler: Red Dead Redemption 2), and Who Watches the Overwatchmen?
Ryan and Matt... are back! So pull up a chair and dust off your video game books, we're all business now, as witnessed by Ryan's trip to Disneyland and Matt's trip to the Royal Rumble, but if Fortnite, Sea of Thieves, Star Wars Battlefront 2, Battlegrounds, or Picross is more your thing don't worry, we have that too. Then we take our time with the Netflix of video games, the fate of Bioware via Anthem, Epic's shuttering of Paragon, and the video-game viability of adventure-documentaries.
Ryan and Matt "Hianus" Amberg are back and braving another year-end free-for-all where nothing is free and gaming is All, so wring the nog out of yesterday's wool sweater and pull up one of those stupid chairs with speakers in the headrest because it's time to find out how bad two top 5s can get!
Ryan and Matt "a-tat-tat" Amberg are back and besties about The Last Jedi before it's on to time spent with... nothing-by-way-of-battlegrounds? It's pretty perfunctory after that, but beautifully, like us. Exactly like us.
Ryan and Matt "Iceberg" Amberg are back and betting on The Justice League, conquering Cuphead, the beginning and end of Star Wars Battlefront 2, and the Monster Hunter World beta before it's on to time spent at The Game Awards!
Ryan and Matt "Lip Licker" Amberg are back and barely about being board with Fallout (wordplay!), band connections, and Valerian and the Ding-Dong of a Dillion Doo-Dads before it's on to time spent with Super Mario Odyssey and Star Wars Battlefront 2! And then... what's that? Star Wars Battlefront 2 is in the news? And it's completely fixed?? And I've been stabbed with a knife??? Video games!
Ryan and Matt "Handsy Host" Amberg are going to the Game Awards this year so what else to do but talk about it for an hour? Will your favorites win? We agree!
Ryan and Matt "Rollo Tomasi" Amberg are back with a bullet about 2 Fast 2 Furious, meat, the thrilling conclusion to both of us now having seen Thor Ragnarok, and a little bit of the The Good Place before it's on to time spent with Fortnite, Super Mario Odyssey, DDR Universe kinda, Ryan's unraveling with Star Wars Battlefront 2, and a whole buncha board games before quickly returning to Star Wars Battlefront 2. Also Bungie, Tencent, Epic, etc you get the idea.
Ryan and Matt "Car Brawl" Amberg are back and barely about Arachnaphobia for no reason, Rogue One, Police Story 3, and The Dark Tower before it's on to time spent with Fortnite, Super Mario Odyssey and Star Wars Battlefront... 2! Then when that gets old they start talking about Star Wars Battlefront... 2!
Ryan and Matt "Too Late" Amberg are back and blinky about Men In Black, Class of Nuke 'Em High 1 and 2, and Steve Jobs before it's on to time spent with every flavor of Fortnite, Joe Danger 2: The Movie, and the Xbox One X starring: Gears 4 :(
Then Injustice 2, ToeJam & Earl, Call of Duty WWII, Wolfenstein 2 DLC, and Star Wars Battlefront 2 news that'll just curl your toes!
Ryan and Matt "The Bard" Amberg are back and bellowing about hiking, Signs, War for the Planet of the Apes, and Thor Ragnarok before it's on to time spent with Fortnite and the beginning or end of Mirror's Edge Catalyst! And if that seems unfulfilling just wait until we try to talk about BlizzCon stuff for several minutes!
Ryan and Matt "Del Talk-o" Amberg are back and bought in to Hatchet 2, Shaun of the Dead, Scary Movie 2... or 3??, The Invisible Man, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Bride of Frankenstein, and Halloween before it's on to time spent with Fortnite both Royale and non-Royale editions, Cuphead, Stranger Things, and Overwatch. Then Paris Games Week is a thing that exists according to Guacamelee 2, The Gardens Between, Concrete Genie, Oure, Final Fantasy XV and Monsters of the Deep, Spelunky 2, Suckerpunch's Ghost of Tsushima, Erica and/or Sony PlayLink, Insomniac's Spider-Man, Detroit: Become Human, Daddy of War, The Last of Us Part 2, Destiny 2: Curse of Osiris DLC, Far Cry 5's co-op, The Hong Kong Massacre, Onrush, it feels like I'm just making up games at this point, Injustice 2, Animal Crossing Pocket Camp, Star Wars Battlefront 2, the blockbusterization of GameStop, a Visceral games follow-up, the passing away of 1.25 industry giants.
Ryan and Matt "The Hat" Amberg are back and big boys about The Mutilator, Pet Cemetary, We Are Still Here, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, Cube, Found Footage 3D, Creep, The Fate of the Furious supplemental, and Police Story 2 before it's on to time spent with Madden's Most Feared update, Fortnite Battle Royale, Cuphead, Mirror's Edge Catalyst Kind-of, the end of DDR Universe, and Star Fox 2! Then it's just more of the usual: Nintendo, Microsoft, LEGOs, Sexual Harassment, the death of video games, etc!
Ryan and Matt "Samantha Stephens" Amberg are back and broomhilda about killer trees, Sun Choke, 31, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Ghoulies, Boys in the Trees, Hell House LLC, Blair Witch, The Aquabats, and Escape from L.A. before it's on to time spent with Rocksmith 2014, Paragon, Cuphead, and Ryan's DDR Thought of the Week™! Then Zeku is ze-coming, Assassin's Creed Oranges courts the cool stuff, Oculus Go and the Super NT get announced, and loot boxes continue to be hot-button! Hot-button!!