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Episode 129 - A Fine Ol' Time

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Ryan and Matt "The Musical" Amberg are back and beating the drum about Ready to Rumble, a DCTVU progress report, Spectral, Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons, Casting By, and... Boss Baby before it's on to time spent with Good Dogs, Stars Path, Threes, Gears of War 4's Rise of the Horde update, Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare, and Trine 2. Then they track down Crackdown's destructibility while completely ignoring their own so... Boss Baby!

Episode 128 - Life by a Thousand Cuts

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Ryan and Matt "Try-force" Amberg and back and butterballs about Arrow, Game of Thrones, Attack the Block (somehow), Wonder Woman, The Long Goodbye, Dog Day Afternoon, and CJ7 before it's on to time spent with Injustice 2, the Arms "Test Punch", Rainbow Six Siege, SpeedRunners, Friday the 13th: The Game: The Patches, Danger Zone, and the Gwent beta. Then, if you think about it, they also probably talked about Need for Speed Payback, Rocket League, Battleborn, Middle Earth 2, Apple's and Microsoft's VR, AR, Jar-Jar initiatives, Nintendo Switch Online, and Mikey!

Episode 127 - The Ho-Hum Conundrum

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Ryan and Matt "Smart Attack" Amberg are back and bbbbbbb about haircuts and holidays, The Flashpoint Paradox, The Disappointments Room (little on-the-nose isn't it), Central Intelligence, and Pete's Dragon before it's on to time spent with Injustice 2, Forza Horizon 3's Hot Wheels DLC, and kind-of Friday the 13th! Then Far Cry 5, updates for Battlefield 1 and GTA Online, Mario + Rabids = Kingdom Battle apparently, and Microsoft probably wants you to use Mixer™ with the Xbox™ Game™ Pass™.

Episode 126 - Project Rap Matt

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Ryan and Matt "Fun Buns" Amberg are back and blitzed on Resident Evil: The Last Chapter, The Great Wall (it isn't), Lion, and Airheads before it's on to time spent with The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Injustice 2, LEGO Dimensions' LEGO Batman Story Pack, and Joe Danger. But don't worry, then they talk about Destiny 1 and/or 2 (not sure), The Overwatchiversary, Red Dead Redemption 2, Far Cry 5, Project Rap Rabbit, and IOI's bye-byes.

Episode 125 - The Dirty Machine

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Ryan and Matt "Control Alt Defeat" Amberg are back and betwixt Suicide Squad, Legends of Tomorrow, Supergirl, Shaolin Soccer, and Kung Fu Hustle before it's on to time spent with The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Prey, GTA's Tiny Racers, Injustice 2's mobile app, and the end of Wolfenstein: The Old Blood. Then some noise about Far Cry 5, The Crew 2, Assassin's Creed... Origins?, LEGO Marvel Super Heroes 2, Project Rap Rabbit, Zelda for smartphones, BioWare's Mass Affection, Star Wars Battlefront 2, IO Interactive's split from Square, and ZeniMax's continued split from reality.

Episode 124 - Dang Lost It

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Ryan and Matt "Ha Ha Land" Amberg are back and b-real about That Thing You Do, Into the Badlands, incidentally Iron Fist, Fate of the Furious, and the Hellboy Reboot before it's on to time spent with Breath of the Wild, Prey, 22 Seconds, Pinball FX, Wolfenstein: The Old Blood, and the LEGO Batman Movie pack for LEGO Dimensions. Then it's a return to Trailer Town with Injustice 2, Street Fighter V, Quake Champions, and Apocalypse Now just as Sonic Extreme resurfaces, Bethesda bullies, and Battlegrounds expands.

Episode 123 - Told You I Could Count

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'Yan and 'Att are back and bicycles about David Duchovny's Dead Babysitters, HBO, The Flash, Shanghai Noon and/or Knights, and Shamadinger's Split before it's on to time spent with broken Vives, Switchmas: Zelda, Mario Kart, and Snipperclips edition, Star Wars Droid Puzzle, Overwatch, Flower, the functional end of Ballz, and Bastion. And if that's not confusing enough then Injustice 2 has some more trailers, the Call 'O Doots is getting old (WWII), Darksiders 3 and Danger Zone exist alongside the most nauseating parts of the Walking Dead multiverse, Nintendo doesn't have unlimited resources to make things they don't want to make, and apparently neither does Valve.

Episode 122 - Apology Apologists

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Ryan and Matt "Quicker Picker Upper" Amberg are back and barnaby about Club Dread, The Flash, Money Monster, and La La Land before it's on to time spent with DiscJam, Ballz, Flower, and numerous Goat Simulator DLC packs. The Injustice 2, Battlefront 2, Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite, Micro Machines, Friday the 13th, Resident Evil 7 DLC, the SNES Mini, etc etc, yada yada.

Episode 121 - Funk License: Acquired

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Ryan and Mattiac Mansion are back and Biff Tannen about The Midnight Meat Train, The Void, Officer Downe, JCVD, and Green Room before it's on to time spent with WWE 2K16, Double Action: Boogaloo, Ballz, Stack, Overwatch's Uprising event, Inside, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Qwixx, and The Secret of Monkey Island Special Edition. Then believe it or not they talked about Star Wars: The Last Jedi and The Battlefront 2, new character trailers for Injustice 2 and Quake Champions, fighting CEOs in colosseums, Xbox refunds, your Funk License, and Nintendo's... thing they do.

Episode 120 - Pilot Episode

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Ryan and Matt "PYT" Amberg are back and berating each other about Thor Ragnarok, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Ip Man 3, and I Am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House before it's on to time spent with Rocksmith, Typeshift, Persona 5, Overwatch's latest event, UNO, Rocket League's Dropshot update, The Room 3, Flower, and some Doom DLC. Then it's another installment of Kerfuffle Korner with Gearbox and G2A, Project Scorpio specs are out, Injustice 2 drops a couple more trailers, For Honor narrowly escapes a hostage situation, KOTOR hits the rumor mill, and Activision gets peanut butter in your Call of Duty.

Episode 119 - People for the Ethical Nintendo Introduction of the Switch

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Ryan and Matt "Nestlemania" Amberg are back and Bronson about LaCroix's Talking Rain: The Mel Gibson Story, House on Willow Street, Ryan's "Food Across California", and Mother before it's on to time spent with Outland, Bloodborne, Battlegrounds, Superhot, Flower, and Typeshift. Then the twos have it starring Injustice and Destiny while Agents of Mayhem gets a date and Mass Effect Andromeda... continues in the face of Palmer Luckey leaving Facebook and Mad Catz leaving... business. Meanwhile PETA's first video game review is possibly a smashing success!

Episode 118 - Character Animation Probems

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Ryan and Matt "This Bit" Amberg are back and running out of b-words about The Devil's Candy, Ryan's 2 new consoles, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Ip Man 2, and Assassin's Creed: The Movie: The Disappointment before it's on to 2-weeks-worth of time spent with The Unfinished Swan, Bloodborne by-way-of Let It Die, Ghost Recon Wildlands, Overwatch's new character, Outland, and the end of Abzu.

Then it's a little bit of ketchup mixed with Mass Effect Andromeda, the latest on the Nintendo Switch, YouTube personality problems, and GameStop just doing its thing! (slowly going out of business)

Episode 117 - Phoning it In

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Ryan and Matt "Honky Cat" Amberg are back and bunking about Back to the Beach and its spiritual successor Ravenous as well as Kubo and the Two Strings and Ip Man before it's on to time spent with Sir You Are Being Hunted, Overwatch, Discs of Tron, No Man's Sky's Foundation and Pathfinder updates, NHL 17, beating Solitairica, the LEGO Dimensions Adventure Time level pack, and the quickening of Superhot.

Then maybe Battlefield 1, The Division Year 2, Quake Champions, Strafe, and/or Friday the 13th... but really just Mass Effect Andromeda. Forever.

Episode 116 - Bolivia is a Beautiful Country Please No

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Ryan and Matt "in-the-hat" Amberg are back and beefy about upcoming concerts, Get Out, Passengers, and Sicario before it's on to time spent with NHL 17, Overwatch, Rocket League, Abzu, and Superhot. Then as "luck" would have it the Nintendo Switch is out, Injustice 2 and Mass Effect Andromeda drop new details... about over-marketing, Bungie talks about Destiny's latest event that will be deleted, Fortnite ramps up to ramp up, and Bolivia puts a hit on ol' Tommy Clance.

Episode 115 - Gentle Jousting

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Ryan and Matt "Poetry" Slamberg are back and buxom about Resident Evil 4, I Don't Feel at Home in this World Anymore, Ocean's 13, Jason Bourne, and Moana before it's on to time spent with Mutant Football League, Genital Jousting, Sword with Sauce, Sir You Are Being Hunted, the Ghost Recon Wildlands open beta, the so-called "end" (for reals this time) of Gears of War 4, the LEGO Dimensions Ghostbusters Story Pack, and Solitairica. The we re-enact our own episode of Numb3rs while Resident Evil 7 gets a familiar update, Shadow of Mordor gets a sequel, ZeniMax takes another dump, the Nintendo Switch has issues, Microsoft announces Xbox Game Pass, and the D.I.C.E. Awards... happened!

Episode 114 - No Points but Tons of Breaking

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Ryan and "Wrong Spot" Matt Amberg are back and billy-clubs about Ocean's 11, Ocean's 11 Part 2: 12, Resident Evil 3, a one-liner from Point Break, and even less from That Thing You Do before it's on to time spent with Overwatch, the latest Hello Neighbor alpha, Outland, Resident Evil 7, Gears of War 4, and Solitairica. Then it's the ol' anti-semite and Apocalypse Now rigamarole with a smattering of the Nintendo Switch, Pokemon Go, Erik Wolpaw, and noodles.

Episode 113 - Family Photographs

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Ryan and Matt "Mrs. King" Amberg are back and belching about not playing video games, Resident Evil 1 and 2 (no, the other ones), John Wick, and Demolition Man before it's on to time spent with the Mutant Football League pre-alpha, the Hello Neighbor alpha, and the For Honor beta as well as some complete games like Resident Evil 7, Overwatch, and Solitairica! Also PewDiePie is... in the news along with some less anti-semitical things like Injustice 2, Valve's Greenlight, PS4 Pro's new Boost Mode, and a smattering of Switch stories!

Episode 112 - Video Games Part 17: Thumb and Thumber

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Ryan and Matt "Bio Force Guy" Amberg are back and Busby Berkeley about Hellboy 1 and 2, The Devil's Backbone, Arrival, The BFG, and Blood Father before it's on to time spent with Battlefield 1, Resident Evil 7, Mutant League Football, Mutant Football League, Football League Mutant, Gears of War 4's campaign, LEGO Dimension's Fantastic Beasts Story Pack, and Solitairica. Then a garbage bag full of game trailers but also Nintendo's a cheap date, Psychonauts 2 is not, Blizzard does Valve, and ZeniMax is out 3.5 billion dollars.