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[2015 Retrospect] More Gif Riffing

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Hey it turns out Matt played some games this year too (true!), and apparently gifs are as fun to make as they are to watch, so here's gif-round 2 of 0HP's year in review!

Looks like he was trying to trigger that land mine, and succeeded!

Looks like he was trying to trigger that land mine, and succeeded!

Sometimes Battlefield 4 won't put you on the same team as the friend you're playing with, but Matt don't care, he's gonna fix your vehicle anyways.

Sometimes Battlefield 4 won't put you on the same team as the friend you're playing with, but Matt don't care, he's gonna fix your vehicle anyways.

Explain to me just how this is a "failure".

Explain to me just how this is a "failure".

It's not that I usually don't do wheelies while looking skyward, it's that I don't do them ENOUGH.

It's not that I usually don't do wheelies while looking skyward, it's that I don't do them ENOUGH.

I believe these Halo 5 enemies are called "ELITES".

I believe these Halo 5 enemies are called "ELITES".

You can do things in Halo 5 that you couldn't do in other Halo games, like "ground pound" and "win a multiplayer match".

You can do things in Halo 5 that you couldn't do in other Halo games, like "ground pound" and "win a multiplayer match".

Did you see that warthog? ME TOO.

Did you see that warthog? ME TOO.

Putting the "fall" in Fallout guys I just thought of that and typed it don't even care

Putting the "fall" in Fallout guys I just thought of that and typed it don't even care

Enemies in Fallout 4 have a health meter so you can tell if they're dead or not.

Enemies in Fallout 4 have a health meter so you can tell if they're dead or not.

Putting the "run" in Fallout okay see it doesn't work as well here

Putting the "run" in Fallout okay see it doesn't work as well here

Where's a doctor when you need one! 

Where's a doctor when you need one! 

It's tempting to think that this guy sucks at Sparrow Racing, but EVERYBODY SUCKS AT SPARROW RACING.

It's tempting to think that this guy sucks at Sparrow Racing, but EVERYBODY SUCKS AT SPARROW RACING.

Emperor Palpa-teen suicide nope shouldn't have done that 

Emperor Palpa-teen suicide nope shouldn't have done that 

It's the slow cinematic build-up to defeat. Welcome to 0HITPOINTS!

It's the slow cinematic build-up to defeat. Welcome to 0HITPOINTS!

[2015 Retrospect] Our Christmas Gifs to You

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Nothing says 2015 like repeating the same mistakes over and over until the script breaks, so here are some gif gifts of a few of the highs and lows from 0HITPOINTS' gaming year.

If you tuned in for the  Mortal Komcast  then you already know: we are verbal gymnasts of the Liu Kang calibre, and we have the careful cartwheels to prove it.

If you tuned in for the Mortal Komcast then you already know: we are verbal gymnasts of the Liu Kang calibre, and we have the careful cartwheels to prove it.

The uppercut in Mortal Kombat has always been a dependable damage dealer, so just do 10 in a row problem solved.

The uppercut in Mortal Kombat has always been a dependable damage dealer, so just do 10 in a row problem solved.

Have you ever seen the movie Enemy Mine? As far as anyone knows this is exactly like that!

Have you ever seen the movie Enemy Mine? As far as anyone knows this is exactly like that!

Wherein Scorpion dies... of embarrassment! Also bullets.

Wherein Scorpion dies... of embarrassment! Also bullets.

This probably isn't a rare occurrence, but I had no idea it was possible until I hit the button. Surprise!

This probably isn't a rare occurrence, but I had no idea it was possible until I hit the button. Surprise!

This is a gif from Call of Duty: ADVANCED Warfare.

This is a gif from Call of Duty: ADVANCED Warfare.

Hacked lobbies are a thing in GTAV on the Xbox 360, and thus so are instances where you're forced to wear an innertube while wielding a samurai sword as your only weapon.

Hacked lobbies are a thing in GTAV on the Xbox 360, and thus so are instances where you're forced to wear an innertube while wielding a samurai sword as your only weapon.

Survivor guilt is real and was apparently programmed into Evolve's AI, or sometimes people just need 37 nudges to do the right thing I guess.

Survivor guilt is real and was apparently programmed into Evolve's AI, or sometimes people just need 37 nudges to do the right thing I guess.

You've heard of " Cool Sparrow Trix " (just pretend), say hello to Cool Batmobile Trix! Just drive into the wall immediately after starting!

You've heard of "Cool Sparrow Trix" (just pretend), say hello to Cool Batmobile Trix! Just drive into the wall immediately after starting!

Can't decide if the Batmobile just decided to take the scenic route or if it realized it failed to run over that tree the first time around. Either way where is it going WHERE.

Can't decide if the Batmobile just decided to take the scenic route or if it realized it failed to run over that tree the first time around. Either way where is it going WHERE.

Say what you will, Arkham Knight really put you in Batman's head like no other game.

Say what you will, Arkham Knight really put you in Batman's head like no other game.

Looping or not, if you watch this gif for 15 minutes it still accurately represents what I did for the last 15 minutes of this strike. Destiny!

Looping or not, if you watch this gif for 15 minutes it still accurately represents what I did for the last 15 minutes of this strike. Destiny!

Hitplay #11 is my Beast Mode

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GTAV's latest update went live last week, so we went live last Thursday, and sure enough we drew Hunt the Beast and got chosen to be the beasty! Boy! This Thursday's game is still up in the air, but with any luck one of us will still turn into Teen Wolf. Although technically it would be Middle-aged Wolf.

Car surfing!