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Episode 145 - The Bewitching Hour

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Ryan and Matt "Samantha Stephens" Amberg are back and broomhilda about killer trees, Sun Choke, 31, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Ghoulies, Boys in the Trees, Hell House LLC, Blair Witch, The Aquabats, and Escape from L.A. before it's on to time spent with Rocksmith 2014, Paragon, Cuphead, and Ryan's DDR Thought of the Week™! Then Zeku is ze-coming, Assassin's Creed Oranges courts the cool stuff, Oculus Go and the Super NT get announced, and loot boxes continue to be hot-button! Hot-button!!

Episode 144 - Free to Lose

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Ryan and Matt "Insert Coins" Amberg are back and broke over Cult of Chucky, Raw, Cooties, House, Child's Play, Hell Baby, Ryan's impromptu Foo, and King Arthur: Legend of the Sword before it's on to time spent with Stranger Things: The Game, Cuphead, one thing about DDR Universe, and ye olde Star Fox. Then they pretend to talk about Injustice 2 and Forza 7 before letting it all hang out over Star Wars Battlefront 2's possibly-pay-to-win weekend.

Episode 143 - Welcome to Schlocktoberfest

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Ryan and MugMatt are back and binging on Matt's So Called Life™, Mr. Deeds, Captain Ron, The Dark Half, Society, The Purge: Election Year, Mission to Mars, Red Planet, and Ghosts of Mars before it's on to time spent with Fortnite: Battle Royale, Cuphead, and a smidgen of Mirror's Edge Catalyst, DDR Universe, and the end of Call of Duty Infinite Warfare's campaign. Then Red Dead Redemption 2, Star Wars Battlefront 2, and Assassin's Creed Origins are in the news but are not Cuphead so meh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Episode 142 - Long Shots Part Deux

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Ryan and Matt "Bass Awkward" Amberg are back and bite-sized about Bill and/or Ted apparently-but-actually John Wick 2, Killing Gunther, The Bouncing Souls doc, and Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Men Tell no Tales (you wish!) before it's on to time spent with Madden 18's Longshot finale, Fortnite: Battle Royale, Steppy Pants, Domino Drop, Micro Machines World Series, Mirror's Edge Catalyst, and DDR Universe (of course). That may seem like enough, because it is, but also Star Wars Battlefront 2, Witnesses, strikes, boxes, graphs, and golf!

Episode 141 - Just Babies

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Ryan and Matt "Twofer" Amberg are back and blistered about Scott Pilgrim, Prometheus, Alien Covenant, and Wonder Woman before it's on to time spent with Madden NFL 18, Micro Machines World Series, and Gears of War 4. What's more, they take another trip through the trailer park with Injustice 2, Call of Duty WWII, Monster Hunter World, Earth Defense Force: Iron Rain, Shadow of the Colossus, and that Nintendo Switch game called Wolfensein II: The New Colossus!

Episode 140 - Politickling

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Ryan and Matt "Twice Shy" Amberg are back for the second time and binaural about Amazon's The Tick, It, and traveling through life before it's on to time spent with Prey, Madden NFL 18, Fortnite, and Lovers in a Dangerous Sleeptime. Then PewDiePie and South Park get racy, Destiny 2 exists, Nintendo un-doubles down, L.A. Noire lives, Rainbow Six Sieges and Resident Evil 7 revisit the trailer park, and Apple does the token gaming thing again!

Extra Hitpoints - Matt's Marvelous Movie Marathon

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Ryan and Captain Matt-vel are back and unable to keep it concise so here's 30 minutes of catching up with the movies Matt marveled at while Ryan was dinking around in Seattle, namely Avengers: Age of Ultron, Civil War, Captain America: Civil War, and Guardians of the Galaxy 2 before it's on to time spent with... nothing. That's it. The cast just ends right there.

#0HP at PAX West 2017 Day 4 LIVE

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Ryan and... Matt "Still Alive" Amberg's cricket army are back and blessed with Sliptide "Sean" Tuneman for just long enough to hear a thought or two on Rainbow Six Siege, getting punched by The Elder Scrolls Online, Dishonored: Death of the Outsider, Dragon Ball FighterZ, Far Cry 5, Detroit: Become Human, and Where the Water Tastes Like Wine.

And with that we bid a fond farewell to everyone that made this yet another great PAX, and if you're reading this, listening to that, or watching... it, then that means you. PAX!

#0HP at PAX West 2017 Day 3 LIVE

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Ryan closes out the Adam phase of Operation: Paxtastic with some talk about Jackbox Party Pack 4's Bracketeering, Doom VFR, The League of Heels, the Easy Allies panel, Overland, Pat Baer's 404ing It panel, Biomutant, Hustling and/or Flowing, and Giantbomb live.

#0HP at PAX West 2017 Day 2 LIVE

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Ryan and Adam "Not Matt" Parkin are back and all about day 2 AKA Panel PAX 2017! That includes some Gearbox, some Game Awards a la Geoff Keighly, some Warren Spector, not enough Swery, and some Waypoint plus Tunic and A Night in the Woods!

#0HP at PAX West 2017 Day 1 LIVE

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Ryan and... Adam? are back with Day 1 of PAX in the can so have a seat and enjoy a well-formed word or two on Cuphead, Marvel vs Capcom Infinite, Skate of Emergency, Nidhog 2, The Gardens Between, The Church in the Darkness, TrailMakers, and Party Golf! Pax!

Episode 139 - Revisionist History

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Ryan and Matt "Packs" Amberg are back and blocky about Depeche Mode live, Police Story, and Kong Skull Island before it's on time spent with Fortnite, Prey, and the end of Dance Central. Then Injustice 2 and Marvel vs Capcom Infinite get some character trailers while Overwatch gets a new animated short and Mercy overhaul.

Episode 138 - Ointment for your Enjoyntment

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Ryan and Matt "Pointer Brother" Amberg are back and bifurcated about Atomic Blonde, The Defenders, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, and Project A before it's on to time spent with Rainbow Six Siege, Playerunknown's Battlegrounds, Paragon, Fortnite, and Dance Central. Then it's Gamescom all over again with Scorpios, Crackdowns, Assassins, Jurassics, Recores, Star Wars, Speed Needing, Field Battling, Shens, Mues, Junks, Gwenting, and Fishing... my gosh so much fishing.

Episode 137 - Broke Jokers

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Ryan and Matt "Dobby Barin" Amberg are back and bizarros about Anabelle: Creation, Citizen X, Moonwalker, The Mummy, and Life before it's on to time spent with Overwatch, Fortnite, Paragon, Rainbow Six Siege, Forza Horizon 3's Blizzard Mountain DLC, DuckTales 2 and Chip N Dale's Rescue Rangers 2 via The Disney Afternoon Collection, and Dance Central. Then Dishonored gets a new trailer, No Man's Sky gets a new update, Valve and Gearbox each get a new game announcement, while For Honor and Nintendo try to have a tournament without ruining everything!

Episode 136 - Joke Brokers

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Ryan and Matt Ambergsty International are back and Brontë about American Gods, Colossal, some live Newsies, Tomb Raider 1 & 2, and Cop Car before it's on to time spent with Paragon, Fortnite, Playerunknown's Battlegrounds, Tailspin and Darkwing Duck via The Disney Afternoon Collection, and Dance Central. Then it's pretty much the SNES Classic or Shadow of Wardor, take your pick!

Episode 135 - Space Jail Time Machine Confidential 2: The Streets

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Ryan and Matt "[this is funny-ish nickname]" Amberg are back and [this word always starts with B] about Popstar: Never Stop Stopping, Leaves of Grass, The Usual Suspects, Batman & Bill, Can We Take a Joke?, and Hush... Hush, Sweet Charlotte before it's on to time spent with Player-fairly-well-known-at-this-point's Battlegrounds, Prey, Paragon, Fortnite, Titanfall 2's Frontier Defense update, Forza Horizon 3's Blizzard Mountain DLC, Pac-Man, DuckTales, Chip N Dale's Rescue Rangers, Call of Duty Advanced Warfare's Havoc DLC, and Dance Central. It's a pretty [this is a descriptive word] show this week!

Episode 134 - Salting the Wound

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Ryan and Matt "Matt" Amberg are back and bellyaching about Lucha Libre, The Enigma, and the Triple X Trilogy before it's on to time spent with the Destiny 2 beta, Rocket League's anniversary update, Forza Horizon 3's Hot Wheels DLC, Doom's update 6.66, and good ol' Galaga. Then the Go Fest Mess™ spills into The Trailer Park™ for Injustice 2, Call of Duty WWII Nazi Zombies, Evil Within 2, Crash Bandicoot, and Telltale's Batman/Walking Dead/Wolf Among Us sequels!

Episode 133 - Continual Nermal

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Ryan and Matt "Downstairs" Amberg are back and bold about Tears, Fears, Halls, AND Oates, Spider-Man Homecoming, and The Wolverine before it's on to time spent with DuckTales and Darkwing Duck via the Disney Afternoon Collection, Hitman, Gears of War 4, Star Wars Battlefront, and Dig Dug. Then all hubbub from D23 and Evo splayed before your ears with some Bioware, Zynga, Atari, and Oculus for good measure.

Episode 132 - The Dork Knights Return

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Ryan and Matt "Boy Band" Amberg are back and buffering about Shovels and Rope(s), Netflix's Castlevania, XX, Batman v Superman, The Dark Knight Rises, and The LEGO Batman Movie before it's on to time spent with DuckTales via the Disney Afternoon Collection, Gears of War 4 via Video Game High School, Better Off Ted, and The Grinder. And if that makes any sense at all then keep listening for Beta Business™ featuring Destiny 2 and Star Wars Battlefront 2 with a smattering of Overwatch, Wardor, Battlegrounds, and... marriage!