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ASSassin's Creed Takes You To Meet Jerk the Rapper

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You heard it here first.

Jerk the Rapper will be appearing in DLC for Assas...huh? Oh. I misheard. Jack the Ripper. Jack the Ripper will be appearing in Assassin's Creed Syndicate DLC, surprising absolutely no one if you take even one single, fleeting moment to consider the setting.

In this all-new campaign, keeping in mind they have to say this because AC: Syndicate will be exactly like AC: Unity but with less French, you will help Scotland Yard detective Frederick Abberline as he navigates through the blood-soaked streets of Whitechapel attempting to deduce the identity of the notorious Slap the Jacker and save the streets of London from another gruesome slaying. Pretty good, eh? I didn't even lift that! This is the copy I would have submitted for the blurb. Man, I should be hired by people to do something.



ANYholler. Ubisoft is already detailing Assassin's Creed Syndicate DLC plans and according to this video, Candy straw Sipper will be stabbing his way through London. Since we know that these games are 100% historically accurate, odds are, you will NOT find out the identity of the murderer AND if you do AND it's not Ian Holm (look it up), we should all be very disappointed. In fact, I'm already disappointed. Saves me the time. 

Taking place 20 years after the base campaign, the Jack the Ripper DLC will be available in the Season Pass which also includes a 10-mission add-on titled “The Last Maharaja”,  "A Long Night" mission in which Jacob will “track down an endangered fellow gang member and bring him back to the hideout,” a Streets of London gameplay pack with even more missions, new gear, weapons and an XP Boost.

Ass. Creed Syndicate launches on Xbox One and PS4 on October 23rd with PC following on November 19th.