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[2015 Retrospect] Our Christmas Gifs to You

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Nothing says 2015 like repeating the same mistakes over and over until the script breaks, so here are some gif gifts of a few of the highs and lows from 0HITPOINTS' gaming year.

If you tuned in for the Mortal Komcast then you already know: we are verbal gymnasts of the Liu Kang calibre, and we have the careful cartwheels to prove it.

If you tuned in for the Mortal Komcast then you already know: we are verbal gymnasts of the Liu Kang calibre, and we have the careful cartwheels to prove it.

The uppercut in Mortal Kombat has always been a dependable damage dealer, so just do 10 in a row problem solved.

The uppercut in Mortal Kombat has always been a dependable damage dealer, so just do 10 in a row problem solved.

Have you ever seen the movie Enemy Mine? As far as anyone knows this is exactly like that!

Have you ever seen the movie Enemy Mine? As far as anyone knows this is exactly like that!

Wherein Scorpion dies... of embarrassment! Also bullets.

Wherein Scorpion dies... of embarrassment! Also bullets.

This probably isn't a rare occurrence, but I had no idea it was possible until I hit the button. Surprise!

This probably isn't a rare occurrence, but I had no idea it was possible until I hit the button. Surprise!

This is a gif from Call of Duty: ADVANCED Warfare.

This is a gif from Call of Duty: ADVANCED Warfare.

Hacked lobbies are a thing in GTAV on the Xbox 360, and thus so are instances where you're forced to wear an innertube while wielding a samurai sword as your only weapon.

Hacked lobbies are a thing in GTAV on the Xbox 360, and thus so are instances where you're forced to wear an innertube while wielding a samurai sword as your only weapon.

Survivor guilt is real and was apparently programmed into Evolve's AI, or sometimes people just need 37 nudges to do the right thing I guess.

Survivor guilt is real and was apparently programmed into Evolve's AI, or sometimes people just need 37 nudges to do the right thing I guess.

You've heard of "Cool Sparrow Trix" (just pretend), say hello to Cool Batmobile Trix! Just drive into the wall immediately after starting!

You've heard of "Cool Sparrow Trix" (just pretend), say hello to Cool Batmobile Trix! Just drive into the wall immediately after starting!

Can't decide if the Batmobile just decided to take the scenic route or if it realized it failed to run over that tree the first time around. Either way where is it going WHERE.

Can't decide if the Batmobile just decided to take the scenic route or if it realized it failed to run over that tree the first time around. Either way where is it going WHERE.

Say what you will, Arkham Knight really put you in Batman's head like no other game.

Say what you will, Arkham Knight really put you in Batman's head like no other game.

Looping or not, if you watch this gif for 15 minutes it still accurately represents what I did for the last 15 minutes of this strike. Destiny!

Looping or not, if you watch this gif for 15 minutes it still accurately represents what I did for the last 15 minutes of this strike. Destiny!