0HITPOINTS

it's a shame other stupid things exist

ABOUT US?

Ryan Miller is a multi-talented fellow with a background in film, skateboarding and playing video games until they're complete. Beyond complete. We're talking 110% complete and that's AFTER DLC.

Matt Amberg is a singularly talented gent with his primary background being in weight gain. That's...about it for Matt. This is why Ryan does all the heavy lifting around here.

Together they form an infinitely lesser and far more mediocre Voltron-like duo who go by the moniker: 0HITPOINTS!

Still have questions? It's only natural, I have a ton myself, so here's a form with which to quench your insatiable need for interrogatory. I own a dictionary!

 

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